Silly Quotations
Humour — July 27, 2009 at 15:26
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.- All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind!
- My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.
- Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors!!
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness!!
- If you can’t change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
- If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner!
- There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do!
- Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway
- Abracadabra!!! Nope, ur still ugly! Try again!!
- If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you!!
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from
- Borrow money from pessimists–they don’t expect it back!!
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
- Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?
- Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature!!
- Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
- Ppl ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice & warmr thr
- I’ve only been wrong once, and that’s when I thought I was wrong
- The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting
- Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration
- Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome!!
- If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
- All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
- Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
- Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
- Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
- First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
- Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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