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Cinderella Would Be Shocked

Written on 11 Sep, 2009 at 13:59 in Humour | viewed 499 times | 0 Comments
Cinderella Would Be Shocked

Sure, there are some pretty stupid criminals out there. Yet this excerpt from a Washington Post article proves that not all criminals are dumb ... (Continue reading)

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A man dies while making love

Written on 23 Aug, 2009 at 20:20 in Adult Jokes | viewed 844 times | 0 Comments
A man dies while making love

A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?” The wife replies, “Cut it off and shove it... (Continue reading)

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Silly Quotations

Written on 27 Jul, 2009 at 15:26 in Humour | viewed 197 times | 0 Comments
Silly Quotations

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind! My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states. Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors!! Between two evils, I always pick the one... (Continue reading)

Weight Loss Plan – Funny Story

Written on 15 Jun, 2009 at 11:50 in Humour | viewed 150 times | 0 Comments

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair... (Continue reading)

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Life Without A Girl Friend

Written on 4 Feb, 2009 at 13:07 in Humour | viewed 139 times | 0 Comments

1. You can stare at any Girl. 2. You don ... (Continue reading)

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Top 50 Interesting Facts

Written on 31 Jan, 2009 at 13:57 in Humour | viewed 157 times | 0 Comments

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side. 2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need... (Continue reading)

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The Funnies Dictionary

Written on 29 Jan, 2009 at 15:33 in Humour | viewed 120 times | 0 Comments

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end a fool at the other. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. Marriage: It ... (Continue reading)

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Kid’s Write the Darnedest Things

Written on 1 Jan, 2009 at 14:31 in Humour | viewed 122 times | 0 Comments
Kid's Write the Darnedest Things

The following are actual examples from Children’s Essays I have read. The writing prompt was: tell a story about a lost puppy. The children involved were from 3rd to 6th Grade. Enjoy. Recess. All the calm the kids kept during school... (Continue reading)

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Mai to bus kirdar banke reh gaya

Written on 21 Dec, 2008 at 9:43 in Humour | viewed 369 times | 2 Comments
Mai to bus kirdar banke reh gaya

( Tanha -Tanha ) Yoon to apne hi ashkon mein beh gaya hoon. Phir bhi yaro tanha – tanha reh gaya hoon. Ban gaya mohtaj dil unki nazer ka ; mai fakeer -e- yaar banke reh gaya hoon. Zindagi ki shakl mein hai ek bejaan... (Continue reading)

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Tech Support Calls [Must Read]

Written on 12 Dec, 2008 at 11:43 in Humour | viewed 114 times | 0 Comments
Tech Support Calls [Must Read]

These “silly tech support calls ” have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support. They are always fun to read. I’m in the mood for a good laugh. How about you? ********** Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I... (Continue reading)

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